Release: 2019 Directors:Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett Everyone dreams of their wedding day. For Grace (Samara Weaving), she was getting her dream wedding. A great guy who is insanely wealthy, a lovely dress, and an entire estate to hold the wedding at. The only downside, the husbands family. After the wedding, they announce that they have […]
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Parasite Review
Release: 2019 Director: Joon-ho Bong I have been waiting eagerly for this film to come out ever since I saw the first trailer. Seriously, go watch it right now, just “Parasite trailer” and try to explain the plot from that. You really can’t, it starts in one way and ends on a completely different tone. […]
Doctor Sleep Review
Release: 2019. Director: Mike Flanagan Full disclosure, I love this movie. I think it is a shame that it has done so poorly at the box office thus far ($15m in its first weekend) and you as a reader should go see it. Granted it won’t be for everyone, for reasons that I will get […]
Zombieland: Double Tap Review
Release: 2019 Director: Ruben Fleischer Do you have a favorite pair of pajamas that you put on before you go to sleep? Or maybe just some sweatpants you throw on after work when you get home. Your favorite chair you can rest in and turn on your favorite television show to wind down and really […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street Review
Release: 1984 Director: Wes Craven Imagine this. You have a 7-layer nacho dip, where every layer is a different kind of cheese, and instead of chips it’s more cheese, plus it’s served on a wheel of cheese. After your appetizer you get an entree of queso a lá fromage. Even after all of that, you […]
El Camino Review
Release: 2019 Director: Vince Gilligan Sometimes there are stories that are never finished. While the tale surrounding the characters concludes and you are left satisfied with the ending due to a resolved arc or logical finish to an outstanding narrative, those characters are usually then presumed to have moved on from the events and thus […]
Joker Review
Release: 2019 Director: Todd Phillips I want to be very upfront about how I feel about Joker. The film itself has a lot to say about a multitude of topics, ranging from values of the class system to how society should view those with disabilities. What it does not do is glorify violence. We should […]
IT: Chapter Two Review
Release: 2019 Director: Andy Muschietti Two years have passed for us, the audience, since we saw the Losers club defeat the entity known as Pennywise the Dancing Clown. For them, its been 27 years and they have to come together again as IT returns to feast upon the town of Derry. They are older and […]
Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus Review
I remember the days back in elementary school where I would come home and jump right onto the TV and scrolling to see what was on. Early 2000’s kids programming was a strange landscape to browse. Most were late 90’s shows that were trying to stay relevant during the new millennium or experimental programs that […]
Mad Max: Fury Road Review
Release: 2015 Director: George Miller There are milestones in cinema throughout history. In 1939 the world was graced with The Wizard of Oz and Gone with the Wind in the same year. Ben-Hur would go on the change the scope of movies, proving you could have an epic with elaborate sets and scale that appealed […]