Release: 1984 Director: Wes Craven Imagine this. You have a 7-layer nacho dip, where every layer is a different kind of cheese, and instead of chips it's more cheese, plus it's served on a wheel of cheese. After your appetizer you get an entree of queso a lá fromage. Even after all of that, you …
El Camino Review
Release: 2019 Director: Vince Gilligan Sometimes there are stories that are never finished. While the tale surrounding the characters concludes and you are left satisfied with the ending due to a resolved arc or logical finish to an outstanding narrative, those characters are usually then presumed to have moved on from the events and thus …
Joker Review
Release: 2019 Director: Todd Phillips I want to be very upfront about how I feel about Joker. The film itself has a lot to say about a multitude of topics, ranging from values of the class system to how society should view those with disabilities. What it does not do is glorify violence. We should …
IT: Chapter Two Review
Release: 2019 Director: Andy Muschietti Two years have passed for us, the audience, since we saw the Losers club defeat the entity known as Pennywise the Dancing Clown. For them, its been 27 years and they have to come together again as IT returns to feast upon the town of Derry. They are older and …
Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus Review
I remember the days back in elementary school where I would come home and jump right onto the TV and scrolling to see what was on. Early 2000's kids programming was a strange landscape to browse. Most were late 90's shows that were trying to stay relevant during the new millennium or experimental programs that …
Mad Max: Fury Road Review
Release: 2015 Director: George Miller There are milestones in cinema throughout history. In 1939 the world was graced with The Wizard of Oz and Gone with the Wind in the same year. Ben-Hur would go on the change the scope of movies, proving you could have an epic with elaborate sets and scale that appealed …
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark Review
As a kid I remember going to my elementary library and seeing a book series that was unlike anything else on the shelves. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is just terrifying for a young mind to read, and yet I couldn't get enough of it. While the stories themselves could range from a …
Once Upon A Time in Hollywood Review
Release: 2019 Director: Quentin Tarantino So I saw Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Welcome to Hollywood, 1969. The age of movies is changing, and veteran actor Rick Dalton (Leonardo DiCaprio) is trying to find what he can do next. Filming in his hometown is so much different than it used to me. He was …
The Lion King (2019) Review
Release: 2019 (duh) Director: Jon Favreau So I saw The Lion King (2019) last night. And may I just say right now how annoying it is that I need to put in extra work to add the year to movies now? Every new Disney release seems to be designed to be confusing. "Hey, wanna watch …
The Art of Self-Defense Review
Release: 2019 Directed by: Riley Stearns So I saw The Art of Self-Defense. This did not get the same attention as, say, other films this weekend, but decided this would be worth my time over others. It's Jessie Eisenberg learning karate, so what could go wrong? Well... Nothing. This movie is just awesome. Our hero …
Thinking Outside the Box Office 